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Well, we had a good run…

January 6th, 2009

My fat lipI’m sarcastic athiest caucasian who listens to heavy metal music and I’m not afraid to say what I think. Because of this, I wasn’t expecting a fightless school-life. Especially as my school is 98% Muslim, 99% hip-hop fan and 10% racist (roughly). I managed four and a half years without a single incident, which was far longer than I thought I would. But yesterday my record ended.

A large group of students (10-20) ambled up to me and politely asked why I’d been talking about them and their family members in a rude manner behind their backs. I didn’t even know these kind young fellows, and I avoid being rude to people. Thusly I told them I hadn’t done anything of the sort.

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Moar Birphdaiz, Twitter and The Next 2.5 Years of My Life

December 12th, 2008

Darth BirphdaizTomorrow I am having another birthday party. I’m kinda milking it, but I figure that if I’m not getting presents again until I’m 18, I might as well make the most of this birthday. Doing pretty well so far I think.

Speaking of getting older, I was accepted into Solihull Sixth Form College yesterday! That was pretty cool. I’m doing the International Baccalaureate or IB for short. Once I’ve done that it’ll hopefully mean I can go to university out of the UK, which I’m thankful for.

I’ll be doing Music, Physics and English at higher level and Mathematical Studies (different to Maths), History and German at normal level. They think there might be a problem with me wanting to do higher level Music because I can’t read music terribly well, but I have nine months to learn, so I should be fine.

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My Pressure-Sensitive Birthday

December 3rd, 2008

Birthday Image

Oh yeah, it feels good to be 16. I’m all old, manly and cool. Well, old and manly. Well, old. But the point remains, I’m 16 and it rocks. I’m also sick and can hardly speak, but I comfort myself with the knowledge that I’m now one of those guys that I used to look up to and say “Wow, I wanna be like him! Older and responsible. He has HIS OWN fish and a phone!”.

Speaking about things that are mine, I have the coolest birthday pressie ever. My new Wacom Bamboo pressure-sensitive tablet is amazing. The cartoon above was drawn by me, on Photoshop! It’s so freaking cool! I haven’t used a mouse since. Buy one!

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Jet lag Sucks

December 18th, 2007

I’ve been getting up at 2:30 in the morning lately due to jet lag. Pretty sucky. I’ve been super tired at school, but it’s holidays soon. Yay.

I’m not crazy

December 13th, 2007

I’m not crazy. I was merely jet-lagged when I wrote ‘Flight EK407 and the Mathematical (Yet Not Ethical) Comparison of Ladies’. Thank-you.